If pigs could fly.

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Tunel Engenheiro Marques Porto between Copacabana & Botafogo:




 

This global warming is some serious stuff!
Turning up the air-conditioner isn't enough!
Everything is going down the drain - the cow and the bull with the melted horn!


The way this global warming is going ...
... in a little while everyone will be eating roast beef!
... from the cow stuck in the boiling swamp!


Some people think global warming is nonsense ...
The nonsense comes from you. Gang of idiots!
Wait till your arse gets hot!


Things will get bad - unbearably bad!
Global warming will fuck the planet!
I'm outa here, like they say, I live on the moon!


Global warming is serious stuff!
I'm getting a bad headache from it!
I need to cool off!


[             ] [             ] Global warming leaves anybody speechless!

 


 
 
Or if not pigs, then horses:
 
... or ... or ... Economists:
 
 
 


Stephen Harper is an economist, isn't he?

(We're sorry too Stevie.)

Or just leave it at pigs:
A wee syllogism: Pam's twat (look closely) is to Pam as Pam is to the RCMP (?).

... not to mention bumblebees.

Bottom line:


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De perto ninguém é normal.

(Up close, nobody's normal.)

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São José do Norte:

I don't belong to anyone.

Cries & Whispers:

Sign on bus: Say to the driver only the unavoidable. Passenger: I love you.

 
A fable in five frames:


The monster is sad because he is not able to communicate.
But then, all he says is 'Bla'.





Jeopardy (double, triple, & several dimensions of cosmic):

When you think all is lost, Remind yourself: It could get worse!

 

The Visit of the Pope. (This is subtler than it looks.) 'Wereldverbeteraars' is Dutch for do-gooders.

 
 
 
Turtles:


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