Showing posts with label Dilbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dilbert. Show all posts

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Everything I do is wrong. I'm sorry.

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Object lesson in near-universal complicity:
tOad.
They tried to teach us in Sunday school that "We are God's hands;" "We do His work with our hands;" and so on. I guess in the equal-and-opposite anti-universe schools somewhere, other kids were being taught that we are in fact God's feet.

Dilbert: Disaster Plan.Malvados.Aislin.
The sea has risen 6 metres in the last 5 hours.
There's no need for you to study anymore David.
And you can smoke all the marijuana you want ...
Facetious nonsense from Aislin.
 
Somewhere, someone still thinks the social media revolution's gonn'a save us:
Dilbert.
Rudy Park.
Rudy Park.
Bliss.
Bollocks!
 
Andrzej Krauze.Genildo.
Free Election Advertising
Smile! You're the one who pays the bill.
 
Gado.Mike Keefe.

The civilizing process:
Malvados.
We killed almost all of the natives.
It's lucky a few were left ...
... for us to sell.
 
Malvados.
I don't feel like making love.
Think!   What would a great leader do in this situation?
A war!
 
Girls framed in various dimensions:
Girl framed in pink neon.Anorexic girl (Sarah Bond) framed in toxic waste.

Angeli seems to be sinking:
Angeli.
Angeli.
If so, then I am at least in good company.
 

Humans walk by falling forward:

Profane, Angel and Geronimo gave up girl-watching about noon and left the park in search of wine. An hour or so later, Rachel Owlglass, Profane's Rachel, passed by the spot they'd abandoned, on her way home.

There is no way to describe the way she walked except as a kind of brave sensual trudging: as if she were nose-deep in snowdrifts, and yet on route to meet a lover. She came up the dead center of the mall, her gray coat fluttering a little in a breeze off the Jersey coast. Her high heels hit precise and neat each time on the X's of the grating in the middle of the mall. Half a year in this city and at least she learned to do that. Had lost heels, and once in a while composure in the process; but now could do it blindfolded. kept on the grating just to show off. To herself.

(Thomas Pynchon, V, chapter two: The Whole Sick Crew)
 
Neil Young is in the news these days. No one told me he was coming. Out of the loop. No invitations. Today I am just humming a fragment I remember from somewhere, "... can't go wrong till I get right." Not sure where it comes from?
 
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Monday, December 2, 2013

I have no idea really, none.

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Atlanta airport sunset, October 2006:
Atlanta airport sunset, October 2006

"Don't assume malice in that which is adequately explained by stupidity, incompetence & neglect." From a lemma called 'Hanlon's Razor' (often attributed to Napoleon Bonaparte) and partly from a quote by Goethe. Still gotta work greed in there somehow eh?
 


Or open the clip in YouTube.

Marc Roberts.
The video referred to is here: Exploding Kids from 10:10.

Peter Postlethwaite in 'The Age of Stupid'

Dumb & Dumber: Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels.Dumb & Dumber: Sergey Brin & Larry Page.

Dilbert.Anon.
Any sized group really, or singly.
 
Rudy Park.
 

“Canada applauds the decision by Prime Minister Abbott to introduce legislation to repeal Australia’s carbon tax. The Australian Prime Minister’s decision will be noticed around the world and sends an important message.

“Our government knows that carbon taxes raise the price of everything, including gas, groceries, and electricity. Prime Minister Abbott has said that, in Australia, the repeal of the carbon tax will reduce the average household’s cost of living by (in Australian dollars) $550 a year, take $200 off household power bills and $70 off gas bills.

“Our government has reduced greenhouse gas emissions while protecting and creating Canadians jobs – greenhouse gas emissions are down since 2006, and we’ve created 1 million net new jobs since the recession – and we have done this without penalising Canadian families with a carbon tax.”
 
Statement by Paul Calandra, MP for Oak Ridges—Markham
and Parliamentary Secretary to the Prime Minister,
on behalf of Stephen Harper & the Government of Canada, November 12 2013.
  
 
Two very short stories:

1. For several years the Tourette's has manifested as FUCKIN' FUCK! or I'M SORRY! or I'M NO GOOD!. Since reading the press release (above) a month or so ago it has become just I don't know ...         ... Odd. Oh well, a change at least.

 

2. I go to the clinic to get a prescription renewed. It's a Medicare racket since the drugs I use hardly need control. The first sign of a red-letter day is when the receptionist agrees with me that it is a racket.

The doctor, a retired Moslem woman, and I briefly discuss the unfolding environmental apocalypse. She agrees that human extinction is in the cards within countable generations (say, five). So I say, "What are we doing in here then? We should be out on a streetcorner with placards, shouting." And she says, "Yes, but they would just call us crazy."

A gem, a jewel, a blessing ... she makes my day.

 


Brian Gable.

Horsey.Natalie Dee.

Pearls Before Swine.

Pearls Before Swine.

Pearls Before Swine.




Cf.   ['confer', meaning 'compare']
Stupidity & incompetence can be used to mask malice.



Pat Oliphant.

Waldez.Tiago Silva.
Chicken Thief
Mega Trafficker
Mensaleiro
See Mensalao Scandal.

Malvados.
I spend afternoons playing on social networks.
It's a kind of second childhood.
A very poor childhood.
 
Malvados.
What to do in the coming elections?
I can vote for the new bandits ...
... or go with the old thieves.
 
Solace, eye candy, 'objectification of the feminine' ... whatever:
Geena Umi & Nedah Oyin.Geena Umi & Nedah Oyin.Nedah Oyin.
 

Ignorance is no defence because there is no certain way of knowing if it's feigned - no way to prove it (though disproving may be possible). If the accused says, "I'm sorry, I didn't know ... [the rules, or what I was doing, whatever]" you have either to accept or convict.

But with or without a judgement, shunning is cheap and effective punishment - self-fulfilling too, guilt & shame are assured. Even better if it's unofficial - silence & neglect - a death sentence.

But you know all this eh?
 
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Friday, October 11, 2013

Tuo tuas tuat tuamus tuatis tuant.

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A pond somewhere on the prairies:
A pond somewhere on the prairies.
A pond somewhere on the prairies.

Anon.

Dilbert.

Dilbert.

Overboard.

Anon.Glasbergen.Speed Bump.
 
Natalie Dee.

Helmut Newton.Helmut Newton.Helmut Newton.Helmut Newton.Helmut Newton.Helmut Newton.
 
Robert Crumb.Robert Crumb.Robert Crumb.
[But note that he begins his 'History of America' with fields already ...]

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