'Insufferable ego-centric creep,' (Agatha Cristie on Poirot).

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"Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that would accept me as a member," (Grouch Marx, possibly/probably apocryphal). Gros Morne Table lands, Serpentinite (bumph at Wikipedia): There goes that dog to wait for his master at the bus stop. He's done this every day for five years. The big problem is that his master died but he doesn't know. You're not going to tell him? Why spoil the fun?   Not comfort exactly, but ... sort of:

 
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If pigs could fly.

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Tunel Engenheiro Marques Porto between Copacabana & Botafogo:




 

This global warming is some serious stuff!
Turning up the air-conditioner isn't enough!
Everything is going down the drain - the cow and the bull with the melted horn!


The way this global warming is going ...
... in a little while everyone will be eating roast beef!
... from the cow stuck in the boiling swamp!


Some people think global warming is nonsense ...
The nonsense comes from you. Gang of idiots!
Wait till your arse gets hot!


Things will get bad - unbearably bad!
Global warming will fuck the planet!
I'm outa here, like they say, I live on the moon!


Global warming is serious stuff!
I'm getting a bad headache from it!
I need to cool off!


[             ] [             ] Global warming leaves anybody speechless!

 


 
 
Or if not pigs, then horses:
 
... or ... or ... Economists:
 
 
 


Stephen Harper is an economist, isn't he?

(We're sorry too Stevie.)

Or just leave it at pigs:
A wee syllogism: Pam's twat (look closely) is to Pam as Pam is to the RCMP (?).

... not to mention bumblebees.

Bottom line:


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